Morning Huddle
Crikey! Look what we have here!
This here is big'n. Look at this beautiful thing. Now we have to be careful because he will snap-atcha.
Zoom into that face. See here, look at those sad eyes and that beautiful mustache. This is a peek-aged Maurer - most likely one of the eldest by the look of'em. You can tell, here by the size of the german snout and that grumpy face.
Now, Maurers ain't dangerous. Unless you play them in fantasy football when it looks like they shouldn't win, they take that VERY seriously. So, whenever you're out in the sweaty 'glades do not approach them with a Mark Andrews start - they might just snap atcha.
Until next time!
Commissioner's Corner
Dear NFFL,
Fuck harlan the marlin and his stupid dog too.
Cheers,
CommishÂ
Tears and Jeers
Tears
"I wasn't very good at that game, always drew the card, 'Daddy's belt'" - Crit
"Shame I had to bench AR this week" - Nick S
"The fact you think we have 32 more years of this puts a tear in my eye" - Beadle
"GG Ric, Baker is a fucking Jedi apparently" -Nick S
Jeers
We're gonna have to take shots and do a rain dance to fix it. - Ric
Fuck my fantasy pussy Brycey - Nick V
My bench is going sicko mode rn" - Nick S
"Start of a championship DVD" - Brando
Power Rankings
1. Fuck Peter Harlan Mau (+1) | At this point, they are my clear favorite to win the trophy. |
2. Heading for the Hills (-1) | While the win was not impressive, he can't be beat. |
3. Pacheck it out! (+2) | A win over Scumper's Thumpers was impressive. While RB2 is a weakness it seems like it might be the only one. |
4. Squirtn' Manning(-) | Despite the loss, I keep Squirtlocker at 4. His team should bounce back. However, without Rice to anchor the points it might be a little more up and down. |
5. Daddy (-2) | The team showed real promise the first week. Since then, it hasn't looked as obviously strong. |
6. Milky Cream Dream Team (-) | A solid outing for him. With JT out and White getting reps taken from him the RB upside doesn't look like it should. |
7. The Whittakers (+4) | Highest riser of the week! Giving yourself a little hope. Pete's team performed well and the return of Chubb is around the corner. |
8. Diggs 4 Puka Shells (+3) | A win puts them at 2-2. The squad has some solid potential with Baker playing his best ball but it will be a boom or bust type of team. |
9. Screamin' Mean Dean (+1) | I think Dean's team is not a 1-3 team. He has 2 top-10 receivers and 3 top-10 running backs. His QBs and start-sit decisions kill him. |
10. Scumper's Thumpers (-2) | A loss hurts. Starting 1-3 is rough. I think there are better days. |
11. The Not Total Shit Fowls (-4) | The trade looked solid for Crit but tit did not pay off this week. We will see how this develops for him over the course of the year. |
12. Hiff Clangers (-2) | Brando's team looks promising. The poor guy just can't get a win. |
Pete's Pecker
14-10 now.
Parlay for the week
-Mullings anytime touchdown
-Jordan mason anytime
-USC ML
-49ers ML
-Seattle -6
-Indiana -14
+500 without anytimes added in $5-$30
Crit's Thoughts
Apparently Peter is dying and I was his make a wish win.
Guest Picker: Allyson Maurer
Pacheck it Out Vs. Heading for the Hills
Pacheck it out because I love Brycie, but Ziggy’s team does look good.
Pacheck it Out Vs. Heading for the Hills
0%Pacheck it Out
0%Heading for the Hills
Daddy Vs. Scumper's Thumpers
Daddy to win because Daddy’s always win and I want to see Joey B do well.
Daddy Vs. Scumper's Thumpers
0%Daddy
0%Scumper's Thumpers
Fuck Peter Harlan Mau Vs. The Whittakers
Fuck Peter Harlan Maurer to win because Pete can never win.
Fuck Peter Harlan Mau Vs. The Whittakers
0%Fuck Peter Harlan Mau
0%The Whittakers
Squirtin' Manning Vs. Milky Cream Dream Team
Squirtin' Manning to win because Milky Cream Dream Team’s name makes me uncomfortable. Milky Cream is gross.
Squirtin' Manning Vs. Milky Cream Dream Team
0%Squirtin' Manning
0%Milky Cream Dream Team
Not Total Shit Fowls Vs. Screamin' Queen Dean
The Not Total Shit For Once team because I feel like Crit has it in the bag and I want to see him do better than Peter.
Not Total Shit Fowls Vs. Screamin' Queen Dean
0%Not Total Shit Fowls
0%Screamin' Queen Dean
Diggs 4 Puka Shells Vs. Hiff Clangers
Diggs 4 Puka Shells to win because Hiff Clangers hasn’t won any so I doubt they will this week, either.
Diggs 4 Puka Shells Vs. Hiff Clangers
0%Diggs 4 Puka Shells
0%Hiff Clangers
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